The Kingdom of Donauviane is a huge, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 239 million Donauwörterners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Donauwörternernian economy, worth 15.6 trillion Flortsias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,370 Flortsias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and contestants on Donauviane's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donauviane's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Donauviane is ranked 32,919^th in the world and 1^st in The United nations of Montovia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.