The Republic of Red Malice is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working population of 9.743 billion Red Maliceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The Red Malicean economy, worth 452 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,452 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Malice's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Red Malice is ranked 154,849^th in the world and 2,567^th in The catholic military orders for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.