The United Holy Republic of Rebirth Island is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jamil Khan with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 8.679 billion Rebirth Islandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aral. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rebirth Islandian economy, worth 575 trillion Rebirth Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,328 Rebirth Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jamil Khan's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, Eagles that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage, and the dartboard at the Rebirth Islandian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Jamil Khan's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebirth Island's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rebirth Island is ranked 251,864^th in the world and 10^th in The Slide Countries for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,051.56 Standard Monetary Units.