The Rectory of Rapa-Rapa is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.26 billion Rapa-Rapans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The thriving Rapa-Rapan economy, worth 146 trillion Rectorial Talers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,647 Rectorial Talers, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rapa-Rapa's national animal is the Rectorial Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rapa-Rapa is ranked 201,350^th in the world and 2^nd in Urcean Rectories for Most Secular, with 15.83 Atheism Rate.