The Republic of Random Isles is a very large, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 269 million Randi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Randoidain economy, worth 2.69 trillion Allcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 9,999 Allcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Isles's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Random Isles is ranked 301,121^st in the world and 3,002^nd in the Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.94 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.