The Queendom of Rae Michelle is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its suspicion of poets, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 946 million Rae Michelleans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of National City. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Rae Michellean economy, worth 30.1 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Gambling industry. Average income is 31,818 aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rae Michelle's national animal is the buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rae Michelle is ranked 38,426^th in the world and 1^st in Rae Michelle for Safest, scoring 106.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.