The Colony of Quvo is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its lack of airports, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 369 million Quvoli are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Quvolillo economy, worth 16.3 trillion pennies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,074 pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Quvoli, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, government doublethinkers have declared that voting is slavery, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quvo's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Quvo is ranked 22,393^rd in the world and 1,213^th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,058.27 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.