The Province of Quirino is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.449 billion Quirinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The thriving Quirinian economy, worth 205 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 59,590 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,929 per year while the poor average 12,155, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Quirino's national animal is the eagle.

Quirino is ranked 81,431^st in the world and 14^th in The Philippines for Most Primitive, scoring 26.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.