The Wicca Queendom of Quartzinne is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Amélie Poulain with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.517 billion Quartzinettes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vogue Elle. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Quartzeninne economy, worth a remarkable 4,845 trillion Quartas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,253 Quartas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Amélie Poulain have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime is totally unknown. Quartzinne's national animal is the Rosy Maple Moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eclectic Wicca.

Quartzinne is ranked 6,419^th in the world and 2^nd in Gay Equality for Highest Average Incomes, with 248,253.65 Standard Monetary Units.