The World of Putintin is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Steve with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.721 billion entities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hypixel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient local economy, worth 648 trillion emeralds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,432 emeralds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is, public caravans smell like litter boxes, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Putintin's national animal is the mooshroom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Order of Three Hosts.

Putintin is ranked 16,384^th in the world and 226^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,810.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.