The Disputed Territories of Puppet State 328 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.58 billion Puppet State 328ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong Puppet State 328ian economy, worth 223 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,303 pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,459 per year while the poor average 5,904, a ratio of 57.3 to 1.

Only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Puppet State 328's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Puppet State 328 is ranked 267,752^nd in the world and 53^rd in Silly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.