The United Kingdom of Triumphiam is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aldous Luxley with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 4.097 billion Triumphers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxa City. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphiam economy, worth 739 trillion Luxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,559 Luxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, and contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triumphiam's national animal is the Silver Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Triumphiam is ranked 206,559^th in the world and 3,742^nd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.