The Most Serene Republic of Prophets is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.595 billion Prophets are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Industry and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Prophetsian economy, worth 82.7 trillion Golden coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,866 Golden coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, Prophets's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, gambling is outlawed, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime is totally unknown. Prophets's national animal is the White horse.

Prophets is ranked 137,909^th in the world and 769^th in Pacifism for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,308.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.