The Federation of Procyna is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 447 million Procynans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The powerhouse Procynan economy, worth 41.9 trillion Solars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 93,724 Solars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 393,290 per year while the poor average 14,521, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

Calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Procyna's national animal is the Spatial Whale, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Procyna is ranked 69,268^th in the world and 9^th in Sparkalia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 47.65 on the Bus Surprisal Index.