The Queendom of Privaty is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The democratic, devout population of 8.276 billion Privatyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 44.1%.

The strong Privatyian economy, worth 467 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,526 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, one does not simply walk into the tundra, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Privaty's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Privaty is ranked 90,416^th in the world and 306^th in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,058.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.