The Principality of Principe di Trieste is a large, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 137 million Triestines are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The thriving Triestine economy, worth 8.77 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,982 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,836 per year while the poor average 12,255, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.

The education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, and Principe di Trieste City is a police state during international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Principe di Trieste's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Principe di Trieste is ranked 57,426^th in the world and 1^st in Principality of Trieste for Fattest Citizens, with 13.2 Obesity Rate.