The Commonwealth of Primeautia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Beloved Prime with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.043 billion Primeautians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mole Hole. The average income tax rate is 39.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Primeautian economy, worth 500 trillion Prions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 123,842 Prions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Primeautia's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Almighty Yppah.

Primeautia is ranked 255,067^th in the world and 4,992^nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.39 law-abiding acts per hour.