The Borderlands of Prictopia is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The democratic population of 6 million Prictopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Prictopian economy, worth 196 billion dollars a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 32,766 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds, and traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation". Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Prictopia's national animal is the Skunk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Prictopia is ranked 156,126^th in the world and 36^th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 580.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.