The Chilled Republic of Premiora is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Ranada with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.506 billion Premiorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Premiora City. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Premioran economy, worth 426 trillion Premiors a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,251 Premiors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Premiora they're lyin', playing card suits are sold separately, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Premiora's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Premiora is ranked 89,127^th in the world and 4,753^rd in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,321.36 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.