The Federal Monarchy of Port Literic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Joarch Literic IX with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.305 billion Liteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tagalnim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Litean economy, worth a remarkable 3,153 trillion ㊆-coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 379,699 ㊆-coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,653,050 per year while the poor average 55,202, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.

Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, and business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders. Crime is totally unknown. Port Literic's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Khalyan Transhumanism.

Port Literic is ranked 3,768^th in the world and 273^rd in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 262.84 kickbacks per hour.