The United Socialist States of Poppy Dadas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Professor McNasty with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.487 billion Poppy Dadasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boogaraia. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Poppy Dadasian economy, worth 128 trillion Mimes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,634 Mimes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Poppy Dadasian Embarrassments, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, Professor McNasty has more friends than ever before, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poppy Dadas's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Anunnaki.

Poppy Dadas is ranked 79,846^th in the world and 6^th in Lesbian for Highest Average Incomes, with 86,634.91 Standard Monetary Units.