Population | 6.465 billion |
Currency | currency |
Animal | animal |
The Republic of Policygenius is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.465 billion Policygeniusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Administration not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Policygeniusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,778 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 275,089 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,288,993 per year while the poor average 6,569, a ratio of 348 to 1.
Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the Policygenius City skyline, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Policygeniusians any less frightened. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Policygenius's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Policygenius is ranked 291,713th in the world and 44th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Safest, scoring 2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Policygeniusians any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the Policygenius City skyline.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, it's scientifically provable that Policygeniusian guys don't know how to make a woman happy.