The Republic of Planet one is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 325 million Planet oneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The Planet onean economy, worth 15.8 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 48,588 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Planet one's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Planet one is ranked 176,315^th in the world and 3^rd in Project Mercury for Smartest Citizens, with 26.52 quips per hour.