The Republic of Bohenia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Apprai with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.918 billion Bohenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quana. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bohenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,248 trillion Qins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,109 Qins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bohenians believe manners maketh the leader, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohenia's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anime.

Bohenia is ranked 2,162^nd in the world and 45^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,711.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.