The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.65 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,171 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Aidenfieeld and have breakfast in Bigtopia, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and the media seems excessively interested in what Aliand Methinhein is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 3,168^th in the world and 71^st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,974.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.