Population | 23.695 billion |
Capital | Clouseauville |
Leader | Peter Sellers |
Faith | Shuntaroism |
Currency | Pink Diamond |
Animal | Pink Panther |
The Perilous People of Pink Panther is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Peter Sellers with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.695 billion Pink Pantherians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clouseauville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Pink Pantherian economy, worth a remarkable 4,593 trillion Pink Diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,860 Pink Diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pink Panther's national animal is the Pink Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shuntaroism.
Pink Panther is ranked 2,120th in the world and 29th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 181,841.34 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pink Panther was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Pink Panther, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Pink Panther, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
- : Following new legislation in Pink Panther, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
- : Following new legislation in Pink Panther, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
- : Following new legislation in Pink Panther, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in Pink Panther, the internet has been placed under government control.
- : Following new legislation in Pink Panther, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Following new legislation in Pink Panther, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones.
- : Following new legislation in Pink Panther, Peter Sellers reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.