The Commonwealth of Pfiahilly is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 571 million Pfiahillyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Livagel. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Pfiahillyian economy, worth 17.9 trillion Menyrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,308 Menyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pfiahilly has designated Livagel as its capital city, Pfiahillyian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pfiahilly's national animal is the meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pfiahilly is ranked 126,658^th in the world and 166^th in Aesica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.38 law-abiding acts per hour.