The Queendom of Patorias is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.831 billion Patoriasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patoran geofront. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Patoriasian economy, worth 291 trillion Patoris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,992 Patoris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, "The Pride of the Patoriasian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, and industrial chicken farmers hear no evil see no evil and cluck no evil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patorias's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Military industrial complex.

Patorias is ranked 181,073^rd in the world and 49^th in The UMNS for Largest Populations, with 2.83 billion capita.