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The Home of the Brave
Fattest Citizens: 5,375thLargest Mining Sector: 11,076thMost Devout: 11,942nd
The Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Pashunstan

Population2.154 billion

CapitalKabul

Currencyperso
AnimalSnow Leopard

The Sultanate of Pashunstan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.154 billion Pashunstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pashunstanian economy, worth 276 trillion persoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,408 persoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms, sex changes are routinely performed at Pashunstan's hospitals, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kabul. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pashunstan's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pashunstan is ranked 126,677th in the world and 1,809th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,594.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Fattest Citizens: 5,375thLargest Mining Sector: 11,076thMost Devout: 11,942ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 20,101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,339thLargest Retail Industry: 23,130thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,808thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28,134thMost Efficient Economies: 32,555th
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Most Devout: 147th in the regionFattest Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 179th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 307th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 338th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 377th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 420th in the regionMost Avoided: 427th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 448th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 456th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pashunstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Pashunstan's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Pashunstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Pashunstan, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kabul.
  • : Following new legislation in Pashunstan, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Pashunstan, sex changes are routinely performed at Pashunstan's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Pashunstan, oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms.
  • : Following new legislation in Pashunstan, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • : Following new legislation in Pashunstan, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Pashunstanians.
  • : Following new legislation in Pashunstan, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.

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