The Kingdom of Parcylan is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by King Stephen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.383 billion Parcylan boyos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cat City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Parcylanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Bob a Jobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 157,274 Bob a Jobs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 649,486 per year while the poor average 25,038, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, and the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Parcylan's national animal is the Amber Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Latter Day Plonkers.

Parcylan is ranked 22,717^th in the world and 27^th in Yggdrasil for Highest Average Incomes, with 157,274.65 Standard Monetary Units.