The Confederacy of Cfdu1202 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.79 billion Cfdu1202ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cfdu1202 City. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cfdu1202ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,155 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 263,198 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime is totally unknown. Cfdu1202's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cfdu1202 is ranked 44,637^th in the world and 61^st in Yggdrasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.89 law-abiding acts per hour.