The Democratic Republic of P53 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.182 billion P53ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient P53ian economy, worth 83.8 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,422 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P53's national animal is the unicorn.

P53 is ranked 280,277^th in the world and 4^th in Mathematics for Highest Average Incomes, with 38,422.99 Standard Monetary Units.