The Three States of P3nnsylvania is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Henry Eden-Tom Wolf- and Skip Davis with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.265 billion P3nnsylvanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City Philadelphia and Baltimore. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient P3nnsylvanian economy, worth 662 trillion TriMarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,794 TriMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of P3nnsylvania's radio stations, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime is totally unknown. P3nnsylvania's national animal is the MudSkipper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Out lawed.

P3nnsylvania is ranked 28,106^th in the world and 12^th in Wintercrest for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 260.2 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.