The Republic of Ozyrnia is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.63 billion Ozyrnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ozyrnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,239 monies, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ozyrnia's national animal is the snow leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ozyrnia is ranked 2,493^rd in the world and 2^nd in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 41.36 Obesity Rate.