The United States of Ozlantis is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 245 million Ozlantisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 12.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ozlantisian economy, worth 17.3 trillion Ozzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,525 Ozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sick are forced to play medicine lotteries to survive, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and hell is not always other people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ozlantis's national animal is the Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ozlantis is ranked 242,674^th in the world and 21^st in Aurelian Republic for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.68 on the Bus Surprisal Index.