The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mustafa Tong with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.325 billion Gentle Outer Micronesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banaba Island. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Gentle Outer Micronesian economy, worth 728 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 18,066 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Outter Micronesia's radio stations, Outter Micronesia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Prime Minister Mustafa Tong has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Outter Micronesia has found 5 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Outter Micronesia's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Be Awesome to Each Other.

Outter Micronesia is ranked 4,647^th in the world and 7^th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.32 law-abiding acts per hour.