The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mustafa Tong with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 45.224 billion Gentle Outer Micronesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banaba Island. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Gentle Outer Micronesian economy, worth 816 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 18,061 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Outter Micronesia's radio stations, Outter Micronesia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, Prime Minister Mustafa Tong has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Outter Micronesia has found 6 easter eggs), and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Outter Micronesia has found 6 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Outter Micronesia's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Be Awesome to Each Other.

Outter Micronesia is ranked 331,906^th in the world and 39^th in Wysteria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 15.55 on the Bus Surprisal Index.