The Holy Green People's Republic of Ourtopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Head of the People's Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.064 billion Ourtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ourtopian economy, worth 46.6 trillion dinars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,803 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, automotive regulators are throwing in the towel, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime is totally unknown. Ourtopia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ourtopia is ranked 324,473^rd in the world and 184^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.