The Sultanate of Oudi Hazala is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Sultan Hummad-Ali Abudallah Oudi III with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.471 billion Hazali are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hazali economy, worth 715 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,787 Dinars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 989,779 per year while the poor average 4,858, a ratio of 203 to 1.

The government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, Sultan Hummad-Ali Abudallah Oudi III is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Oudi Hazala's national animal is the Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yellowism.

Oudi Hazala is ranked 309,040^th in the world and 93^rd in Aceon for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.