The Sultanate of Ottmonia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 1.538 billion Ottmonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ottmonian economy, worth 56.6 trillion beepers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 36,780 beepers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ottmonia's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ottmonia is ranked 153,190^th in the world and 14^th in Communist Defense Pact for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 375.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.