The Queendom of Osservatoria is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.293 billion Osservatorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Osservatorian economy, worth 620 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 66,808 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Osservatoria's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Osservatoria is ranked 185,630^th in the world and 3^rd in Dar es Salaam for Safest, scoring 53.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.