The Kingdom of Osroene is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.593 billion Osroenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edessa. The average income tax rate is 10.4%.

The Osroenian economy, worth 175 trillion Osroenian drachmas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,807 Osroenian drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and Osroene has designated Edessa as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Osroene's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Osroene is ranked 167,389^th in the world and 1^st in Edessa for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.