The Peoples Democratic Republic of Osparkar is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Richardson Moore with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.156 billion Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corvalon. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Osparkarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,031 trillion Democratic Republican Rallods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 248,236 Democratic Republican Rallods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osparkar's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Osparkar is ranked 6,416^th in the world and 10^th in The Black Hawks for Highest Average Incomes, with 248,236.25 Standard Monetary Units.