The Republic of Opal Koboi is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.746 billion Opal Koboians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.8%.

The strong Opal Koboian economy, worth 603 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,011 golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Opal Koboian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opal Koboi's national animal is the pixie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Opal Koboi is ranked 104,215^th in the world and 181^st in Remembrance for Highest Average Incomes, with 69,011.24 Standard Monetary Units.