The Empire of Oofery 98 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 2.283 billion Oofery 98ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Oofery 98ian economy, worth 142 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,595 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 98's national animal is the card, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Oofery 98 is ranked 33,343^rd in the world and 11^th in Oofery for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 855.43 on the Clooney Contribution Index.