The Jingoistic States of Oofery 179 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 2.164 billion Oofery 179ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Oofery 179ian economy, worth 103 trillion banks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,003 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 179's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oofery 179 is ranked 108,665^th in the world and 149^th in Oofery for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 180.77 on the Clooney Contribution Index.