The Borderlands of Ooferian Farmer Army 64 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.831 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 64ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Ooferian Farmer Army 64ian economy, worth 146 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,806 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Ooferian Farmer Army 64. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 64's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ooferian Farmer Army 64 is ranked 93,293^rd in the world and 4,122^nd in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 268.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.