The Holy Kingdom of Olivatopia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Hueyi Taltoani Ramses with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.07 billion Aztecas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochtitlán. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Olivatopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,676 trillion Digital Cocaos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,285 Digital Cocaos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Large areas of Olivatopia are not accessible by the public, the Tenochtitlán State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olivatopia's national animal is the Xoloitzcuintle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheism.

Olivatopia is ranked 93,939^th in the world and 4,953^rd in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,178.26 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.