The Queen's State of Olithan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 34.097 billion Olithanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Olithanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,579 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,318 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,885 per year while the poor average 7,143, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Deers are considered a delicacy, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and Olithan has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Olithan's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Olithan is ranked 309,223^rd in the world and 1^st in Olithan for Safest, scoring 11.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.