The District of OHanlon is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.151 billion OHanlonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The powerhouse OHanlonian economy, worth 527 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 37,260 Juno aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 131,891 per year while the poor average 7,600, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, military funding has been stripped back, OHanlon has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of OHanlon in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. OHanlon's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

OHanlon is ranked 267,220^th in the world and 1^st in Icelandic Commonwealth for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.