The Federal Republic of Ogenlund is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr President with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.637 billion Ögenlundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Äkdtown. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ögenlundian economy, worth 379 trillion Öxens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,813 Öxens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moles make up an incredible part of the upper crust, prison visits increase substantially during election years, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime is totally unknown. Ogenlund's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ogenlund is ranked 173,049^th in the world and 9,151^st in Balder for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.08 percentage of bribes refused.